$ cd ~/blog && $ cat im-declaring-holiday-bankruptcy-lowes-really-christmas-decorations-right-across-from-halloween.md

I’m declaring holiday bankruptcy. Lowe’s, really? Christmas 🎄 🎁decorations right across from Halloween 🎃👻💀?

2025-10-04·1 min read

No respect for the 🦃🍂🍁